Once Upon A Time, In a Faraway Land ...

There was a princess who arrived at the magical kingdom on her handsome noble steed guided by her assistant* who didn't wear a cowboy hat because they didn't have them in his size. She had traveled far and wide to be reunited with her handsome prince who had just defeated the ginormous octopus peacocked-face monster.

(*now what century already, lets be a little modern here shall we? hehe & hahahaha okay sorry, i'm just tryna be all dramatic and fairytale ish)

some kids rode horses and elephants and ponies and had dogs and stuffs and other kids, like me didn't but i grew up & met another kid who grew up to be someone who becomes a prince charming and brings his girl to ride a horse :-) it was soooooo soooooo scary at the beginning but i was SO happy and i honestly felt like a little princess hehe we did allll my favourite things that day - beef noodles / horse riding (I GOTS TO EVEN PET IT!!!) / photo with my dream volkswagen kombi hippie van (OH how i wish i owned one of those pretty things) & right before we rode the horse, we went over to the stables and the horse caretaker guy (ex jockey btw) took a horse out and I was exclaiming at how handsome he is, and he turned out to be ours! & the handsome guy's name is puma!! he used to be a racing horse too but got a little old so he's kinda retired now, & i guess he's really fast!!! because they named him puma, like the sports brand right???

... the handsome prince grew up to be a handsome chair model whose job is to look really handsome on chairs. Even after all his new found glory and fame, he never once neglected his really awesome princess. Their love was young, pure and true, and often they sung at the top of their lungs, off-pitch with not a single care in the world, they joked around like monkeys and laughed all day long in each other's embrace like two silly teenagers or some would say - hynenas. And they lived happily ever after. 

~The End~
(or is it?)

 (hi you, i know i'm no real princess, but thanks for always treating me like i'm your princess, bringing me everywhere on adventures & even though we don't always have a horse or castles or big cars or fancy food but i don't need that, i'm really happy :>)