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Answers to bad pickup lines:

Him: If I could rearrange the alphabet I’d put U and I together.
You: Well if I could rearrange the alphabet I’d put F and U together.

Him: Hey someone farted, let’s get out of here.
You: No, it’s just your breath… Tic Tac?

Him: You are by far the hottest girl in here!
You: Really? Then I better go find the hottest guy in here.

Him: Can I borrow a quarter?
You: Why?
Him: To call my mom and tell her that I met the girl of my dreams.
You: You’re such a loser. You don’t have a cell phone??