Wednesday, July 21, 2010

I think i missed out on alot but then, things somehow happens for a reason right?
Aw, the thinkfamily advertisement so inspiring
Blue is the colour of hope!

Things that only happen in the movies (So true! HAHA)
1.It is always possible to find a parking spot directly outside or opposite the building you are visiting.
2.When paying for a taxi, don’t look at your wallet as you take out a note. Just grab one out at random and hand it over. It will always be the exact fare.
3.Television news bulletins usually contain a story that affects you personally at the precise moment it’s aired.
4.Creepy music (or satanic chanting) coming from a graveyard should always be closely investigated.
5.Any lock can be picked with a credit card or paperclip in seconds. UNLESS it’s the door to a burning building with a child inside.
6.If you decide to start dancing in the street, everyone you bump into will know all the steps.
7.All bombs are fitted with electronic timing devices with large red digital displays so you know exactly when they are going to explode.

8. Guns are like disposable razors. If you run out of bullets, just throw the gun away. You will always find another one.
9.Once applied, lipstick will never rub off. Even while scuba diving.
10.The Eiffel Tower can be seen from any window of any building in Paris.
11.Any police officer about to retire from the force will more often than not die on their last day (especially if their family have planned a party). (Caveat: Detectives can only solve a case after they have been suspended from duty).
12.Getaway cars never start first go. But all cop cars do. (They will also slide to a dramatic stop in the midst of a crime scene).
13.If staying in a haunted house, women should investigate any strange noises wearing their most revealing underwear.
14.On a police stake-out, the action will only ever take place when food is being consumed and scalding hot coffees are perched precariously on the dashboard…
15.Cars never need fuel (unless they’re involved in a pursuit).

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